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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Getting ready for a party.

This is my philosophy.
Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Anniston who are both Godesses and in my age bracket cannot find a faithful man/any man at all respectively.
I have a heap of smart gorgeous funny female friends with tiny bottoms who are with men much further down the food chain than they are.
SO, all you're getting from me is minimal hygiene, semi-clean clothes, and I'll brush my hair in the car on the way if you're lucky.

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