Let's get a bite to eat..

• • Cheerleader:
    OI
    
    If you haven't made plans already for tomorrow night, I would like to go out with you for a Ruby Murray. Let me know...I could use a break!
• 10 April

  Friend who must not be named:

  • Oh bollox.... i can't tomorrow.... not allowed to eat for a cupla days! Saturday afternoon/eve or sunday early eve or Monday breakfast (which is to die for) Will call you tomorrow, unless you want to call me now  (i don't want to wake anyone up by calling you now as i know it is too late to call you)
• 10 April

  Cheerleader:

  • Um WHY can't you eat ??
• 10 April

  Friend who must not be named

  • Don't  laugh you slag, but i had a hypnotic gastric band fitted today and i can only have liquids for the next 2 days
• 10 April

  Cheerleader:

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • you are mental
• 10 April

  Friend who must not be named:

  • thank you!  i can't fit into any of my clothes and we can't all be 7 stone and be perfect like you
• 10 April

  Cheerleader:

  • Sorry I'm not laughing; that sounds totally legit.
• 10 April

  Friend who must not be named:

  • if it works, maybe you should try... i can do it for you. i will let you know if it does work, so far so good though... it's easy for me to do it to you now that i know how
• 10 April

  Cheerleader:

  • you are a hideously obese abomination and I'm glad you are doing something realistic and practical to take care of it.
• 10 April

  friend who must not be named:

  • are you taking the piss you tart
• 10 April

  Cheerleader:

  • um YES
• 10 April

  Friend who must not be named:

  • have you ever been hypnotized
  • its all relative innit
• 10 April

  Cheerleader:

  • no but I've been criticized...
  • rhymes with hypnotized
• 10 April

  Friend who must not be named:

  • have you been circumcised?
• 10 April

  Cheerleader:

  • I've been lobotomized
• 10 April

  Friend who must not be named:

  • that i definitely know is true 
    Cheerleader:
    

    • Thank you mam
      

       

      
      
      
      April 18th, Friend who must not be named:
      

      • I feel totally uncle dick, i am never going to eat again, i hate your guts (isn't this the usual and normal dialogue we have with each other? Anyway, as always, faberoonie to see you and share our unique talent of over eating, and our amazing gift of eating chocolate to the point of no return... i couldn't do it with out you, yes ma'am...
        
        Loadsa luvin to ya, and i just lurve that woolen coffin! Who would have thunk???!!! XXXXXXX