Today I had the inside of my nose waxed, one nostril at a time.
Why?
Why not? I say. It wasn't as painful as I thought it was going to be, and when my nostril was plugged up with wax it looked like the nastiest, crustiest snot you ever saw. When the wax was pulled out it looked like a tiny waxy hedgehog.
Tomorrow is Easter sunday and I'm so sick of both my kids that I think I'm going to go and eat all the chocolate I bought for them because they really don't deserve it.
That sounds like an excellent plan; I will waste no more chocolate eating time here.
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