Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Make an appointment won't you
I feel like a Katy Perry song. Yes I'm up then I'm down-you know. Whatever. I have a paper to write, I don't have time to sit here chewing the cud with you. I think I'll eat chocolate and then go to bed. That sounds like good plan that will advance my overall life goals quite nicely thank you.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Raindrops on noses and whiskers on kittens
Today I had the inside of my nose waxed, one nostril at a time.
Why?
Why not? I say. It wasn't as painful as I thought it was going to be, and when my nostril was plugged up with wax it looked like the nastiest, crustiest snot you ever saw. When the wax was pulled out it looked like a tiny waxy hedgehog.
Tomorrow is Easter sunday and I'm so sick of both my kids that I think I'm going to go and eat all the chocolate I bought for them because they really don't deserve it.
That sounds like an excellent plan; I will waste no more chocolate eating time here.
Why?
Why not? I say. It wasn't as painful as I thought it was going to be, and when my nostril was plugged up with wax it looked like the nastiest, crustiest snot you ever saw. When the wax was pulled out it looked like a tiny waxy hedgehog.
Tomorrow is Easter sunday and I'm so sick of both my kids that I think I'm going to go and eat all the chocolate I bought for them because they really don't deserve it.
That sounds like an excellent plan; I will waste no more chocolate eating time here.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Another day...
My cats drink my bath water. I choose to think this is because they love and adore me ( not because there are unidentified foreign objects floating in their water dish).
Clutching at straws is both valuable and necessary in these crappy times. Today I had a twelve hour work day, which I began completely exhausted. Needless to say, I finished it even more exhausted and then got to listen to rude harrassing messages from friends and family about how I never pick up the phone.
Let me tell you what I was doing when you called:
a) Getting slapped in the chest (hard)by L, the spitting ninja.
b)Writing a detailed teaching plan the goal of which was to have C participate in any activity for a period of 6 minutes before attacking somebody
c) Explaining the concept of dating to a 14 year old with severe autism. ( Like I know)
d) Doing a massage on a person with extreme gas, and being trapped in the greenish haze of stank for an hour.
Of course that's not all I did today, I'm just covering what I was doing when you were calling leaving me rude messages. After all that, I went to the store and ate a tasty dinner of easter chocolate.
Clutching at straws is both valuable and necessary in these crappy times. Today I had a twelve hour work day, which I began completely exhausted. Needless to say, I finished it even more exhausted and then got to listen to rude harrassing messages from friends and family about how I never pick up the phone.
Let me tell you what I was doing when you called:
a) Getting slapped in the chest (hard)by L, the spitting ninja.
b)Writing a detailed teaching plan the goal of which was to have C participate in any activity for a period of 6 minutes before attacking somebody
c) Explaining the concept of dating to a 14 year old with severe autism. ( Like I know)
d) Doing a massage on a person with extreme gas, and being trapped in the greenish haze of stank for an hour.
Of course that's not all I did today, I'm just covering what I was doing when you were calling leaving me rude messages. After all that, I went to the store and ate a tasty dinner of easter chocolate.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Happy Anniversary Darling!
Wow. It's been a year since I started this pathetic, whiny blog. To my three loyal readers I say 'Thank you !' and " Yes we can!" (?).
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