Star wars

I went to see Carrie Fisher's 'Wishful Drinking' the other night; she was awesome. There's a girl who knows how to work her dysfunction all the way to the bank baby. It highlights yet again the lame cards I was dealt when I was born ( because it is all about me after all). If my  parents had been America's sweethearts, completely self-centred and alcoholic, and if I had been lucky enough to be bipolar ( the pilates of mental illness) , then obviously I would have been up on that stage raking in the money instead of sitting here in the middle of the day knitting steering wheel covers because I have no life.

I could have been Princess Leia you know.