what time of the month is it?

I went to the store sunday night at midnight and came away with coffee ice cream, chocolate hazelnut gelato, chocolate raspberry milanos, chocolate covered cream puffs, sour cream and onion chips, tangy tomato ranch chips, salty peanuts, onion and three cheese chips.....oh and half a gallon of 1% milk. Try making a lunch out of that.

 If you see any woman with a salty/sweet themed shopping cart at midnight, wasting her money on pms snacks instead of nutritious food for her kids, steer clear of her; make no sudden movements, just back away quietly and noone will get hurt.

Today is earthday, I'm sitting here watching marathons of shows full of gorgeous enviromentally friendly products that I can't possibly afford (especially after spending all my money on sweet and salty midnight snacks)-like A NEW CAR! Somebody give me a hybrid SUV for god's sake...or just shoot me and put me out of my misery.