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Another Saturday night. I'm watching Pirates of The Carribean, just me and the cats. My daughter is in her room reading, what's up with that? Hasn't she ever heard of TV, cable, computers? Technology? What the hell????

I remember this movie; I took my kids to the midnight premiere and fell asleep. How is it that I have 100 channels and everything is so boring?

In the 'free' section on craigslist...

"My Betta fish, Dalton, needs a home for the Summer and beyond (I'm moving to Canada and I don't think he'll survive the trip). He's named after Patrick Swayze's character from the masterpiece film Road House. Dalton is very easy to take care of, just some food everyday and his water changed every now and then. He comes with food, and other betta/fish supplies. Let me know if you want him!"

Um, really? A masterpiece? A fish named after Patrick Swayze? Canada? Issues on so many levels...