Dude, it's college, seriously.

SO tomorrow my wayward son starts community college. Of course I am unbelievably grateful for the community college system here in the U.S; it's how I got my B.A, and how a teen with a miserable 2.1 GPA still gets a shot at university, but......'Elementary Japanese' and 'Religion, Magic and Witchcraft'?
I can only assume he's preparing for the Hogwarts Semester Abroad program.

Catwoman.

A fish, a gerbil, a rabbit; those are pets. A cat on the other hand, is more like a felony-you get 15-20 years for those.

Christian Inspiration

Given that this is Sunday, I would like to share a spiritual message texted to me recently;

"U r ruining her" [ my daughter's] "future STABILITY as a WOMAN!!!If u continue in ur ways, may GOD punish u accordingly and curse YOU. Clearly ur the abuser."

It's all fun and games until someone gets plagued by locusts.

Saturday Morning

Why does my garage smell like a cat toilet?
Oh wait, I know why.